Is that a word?

Discussing some of the wedding drama: "I just got so infurinated!...Wait it infurinate a word?"

"I think you mean infuriated."

Infurinate in our office now refers to an angry pee. 

Multiplication Mess

"Umm I need some help. I worked 35.5 hours this week and my dad is paying me $10.00 and hour. How much should the check be for?"

Me: "$355.00"

"Wow, someone took calculus."

Ha! Golden Springs Elementary, Class of 1998.

Idiotic Invitation

I recently sent my RSVP for her wedding. She let me know just how intelligent I was:
"I'm so impressed you knew the M was for you to mark Mr. Mrs. or Miss. I didn't know what that was before all of this. For all of my friends weddings I just put Myself.

Diane Sawyer v. Barbara Walters

"Last night I put on facebook: Watching the Barbara Walters special on Jaycee Dugard. Someone posted that it was actually Diane Sawyer. I mean how am I supposed to know, they are both old and white."

Daddy's Girl

After her dad bought her a new MacBook:
"OMG isn't my dad amazing for having my new mac personalized with an apple because I'm going to be a teacher?"
Not. Making. This. Up.

La Cañada

Yesterday she argued that La Cañada was in fact La Canada.

Thurgood Marshall Mathers

My coworkers and I were discussing Thurgood Marshall and his impact on African American history. This was interrupted when she asked:
"Why do you keep calling Eminem that?" (shakes head)